6 hours ago
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
I've been absolutely fascinated by these breakfast foods Taco Bell's rolled out. The Ronald McDonald commercials were clever, and I'm ever so curious about the foods...from afar, that is. Being gluten- and dairy-intolerant, I can't indulge in them myself. But luckily I'm not allergic to my red pen (unless, perhaps, I eat it), which means I can still get my kicks from noticing funny typos in articles about said breakfast foods.
The Waffle Taco sounds like a perfect, albeit completely unhealthy, combination of sweet and savory (although it, like everything else, would be better with bacon), and the A.M. Crunchwrap sounds like something I'd actually try once if I didn't have a million billion food intolerances.
This "Crunchwarp," however, sounds like something else entirely...something not very food-like. When I think "Crunchwarp," I think of some sort of spaceship, or maybe a big bulldozer-like thingamajig that crunches and warps whatever it picks up. Sounds like something mechanical, futuristic...and not the least bit edible!
Posted by THE GRAMMARPHILE at 11:34 PM