Wednesday, July 27, 2011

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for July 27, 2011


Just in case you ever questioned the usefulness of hyphens, here's a good example of why we need to use 'em sometimes.  A penis-cutting wife is much different than a penis cutting wife.  Granted, a penis that can cut wives seems like a very talented penis indeed, but it is not the kind of penis I'd ever like to meet.

I'd write more, but I think I'm enjoying writing "penis" so often in this post.  If I keep going, this post is going to turn into "penis penis penis penis PENIS!!!!!!" just because it's a fun word to say/write and it makes me giggle.

Yep, I'm a 30-year-old girl with the sense of humor/maturity level of a second-grader...

8 comments:

Brian H said...

OK so...I read this five minutes ago and I am STILL laughing. Guess you are not the only 30 year old with that sense of humor.

Good stuff!

Did you catch Utley's in the park last night?

MarieC said...

LOL! Out of the gutter and back to work for you. :-)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

LOL, glad I'm not alone! :) And yes, I saw Utley's in-the-park home run...awesome! I wish he'd have had another one tonight, though!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Marie, I may be at work, but my mind is always in the gutter no matter where I am! ;)

Carlos said...

LOL. You're so immature! ;-) I appreciate that in a womwan!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

LOL. It's one of my favorite qualities about myself! :)

Jon said...

The penis mightier than the sword! So there!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

LOLOLOL! Good one, Jon! :)