Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Hump Day Grammar: Dirty-sounding pseudo-words


I know, I know, the picture's a little blurry.  But look closely and squint if you have to--it's worth it.  That red underlined "word" (I use the term loosely here) is "resuqest."

Maybe I'm just a big ol' perv (or more accurately, a scrawny little perv), but that "word' both looks dirty and sounds dirty when you try to pronounce it.

I'm leaving it up to you, dear (and perverted) readers, to give me your best (dirtiest?) definition of "resuqest."  1, 2, 3...GO!!!

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3 comments:

Organic Meatbag said...

Well, it makes perfect sense to me, and I'll do my best to give a professional, non-ghetto definition!

A resuquest would be when a man courts a woman by politely suggesting that she performs gratuitous oral sex on him again, even though she already had once, and the results were very subpar (in her mind) because of a slight (or overwhelming ED on the part of the gentleman...

For example: "C'mon suga'! that wasn't the REAL me! I'm a real man, and I'll prove it to you! How about a resuquest, baby?!"

HavenNyx said...

Resuqest: To perform CPR like maneuvers and actions to a persons nether regions.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Ha! Love both your definitions! :)