10 hours ago
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
First and foremost--I'd like to wish a happy birthday to Mama Grammarphile! She's so very lucky to have her birthday fall on a Hump Day, because Hump Day is, by definition, the most fun day of the week!
Speaking of Hump Day--if you don't want the TSA scanners seeing the parts with which you hump, somebody's invented a solution for you! You can buy these crazy-looking undergarments that have protective fig leaves (not leafs, dammit--leaves) on them if you know you'll feel particularly modest while going through the body scanner. Then the scanners won't be able to see your naughty bits. These wouldn't be my undergarments of choice--I'm a picky girl when it comes to my clothes, and I'd be OK with risking a little TSA exhibitionism because I chose to wear underwear that was much cuter than the stuff shown above.
Sorry, Mama Grammarphile--I hijacked your birthday post by talking about Hump Day, naughty bits, and underwear. I suppose this is why I'm an only child, huh (can you imagine the sort of mischief I'd have created if I'd had a sibling/sidekick)? ;)
Anyway--happy Hump Day to all of you lovely readers! And to Mama Grammarphile--have a very happy birthday! I'm glad I'm in town to spend your special day with you!