Wednesday, November 17, 2010

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for November 17, 2010


Clowns are kinda creepy in general.  But it's even creepier to envision the clown banging Sally...and that somebody thinks this is fantastic entertainment for the entire family.  (My family seems so uninteresting in comparison...our entertainment consists of baseball games, mini-golf, and other wholesome activities.)

"Member of the Red Nose Ranch"...seems like whoever wrote this ad should be a member of the Red Face Ranch.  Seriously, how can you write something like this and not be embarrassed about it? 

Thanks to CASHER for spotting this funny flyer!

8 comments:

keps1230 said...

That's priceless... Thanks for the hump day laugh!

Laura Payne said...

Who is Sally and why would she want to bang the clown?

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Christy: Quite welcome! :D

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Laura: Sally is some sort of big ol' perv...hehe. :)

EVula said...

I'm more than a little worried about what sort of balloon sculptures we're talking about here...

Jon said...

I would guess the red noses are from years of heavy drinking. That is the main reason for Sally's relationship with the clown.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Y'know, when I was writing this post, I actually thought of making some sort of snarky joke about what kinds of balloon sculptures, etc, they might have there (and also speculating as to whether they'd really be balloon sculptures or would instead be blown-up condom sculptures...), but I figured people might think I have a really warped mind if I went there...

Thank you, EVula, for having a delightfully warped mind right along with me, as you so often do. :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

LOL, Jon. So Sally's not just a clown fetishist, but also a lush, huh? That could explain a lot!