Wednesday, November 10, 2010

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for November 10, 2010

So continuing with this week's trend of being incredibly destructive in the most bizarre ways...


That, my friends, is my favorite lip gloss.  Or it was my favorite lip gloss...until all the gloss came out the wrong end.  (How the hell did I manage to bust a lip gloss?  Seriously?)

I didn't want to waste the lip gloss (at $12, it's certainly not the cheapest lip gloss I own), so I got clever.  I scooped it up off my hand and into this little container...



The other side of the container holds No-Doz from lord only knows how long ago. I guess I've got one-stop shopping now...lip gloss and caffeine. Whee!  And it's better than keeping the lip gloss in the tube where it's coming out the back end.

And speaking of things that are mistakenly hangin' out in the back end (hey, it is Hump Day, after all)...





How exactly do you not know which hole it's in?  Do you mean to tell me she really...couldn't...tell
 
*headdesk*
 
Also: If you don't know whether or not he was wearing a condom, and if you don't even know how to correctly spell "condom," it really doesn't bode well for you, Yahoo question-asker.  It also doesn't bode well for humanity that folks like you are out there doing activities that could result in procreation...
 
Happy Hump Day, you wild and crazy kids!  :)

6 comments:

EVula said...

Oh man, I totally second that *headdesk* at the "wrong hole" question. I mean... really? Just when I was hoping to have some faith in humanity, I go and read that...

Also, I wonder if the lip gloss was anywhere near your bed...

MarieC said...

Sorry about the lipgloss. This makes three broken things, right? You're out of the woods, then.

Still shaking my head about the grammar part of this post. Are you kidding me??

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ EVula: I actually took the picture of my lip glossed-up hand by my bed because I thought the zebra-print sheets would make a cool background. :) But I actually discovered the lip gloss malfunction when I pulled it out of my purse. Thankfully, it only got all over me...not on the purse or the bed! So far that's about the only good luck I've had this week, haha.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Marie: Well, I have a 20% off coupon to use at Sephora. I now know what I'm going to buy with it! This gloss is expensive, but it repairs chapped lips almost instantly. This is fantastic because I tend to pick at my chapped lips and they look awful...until I apply this stuff, and then it's back to soft lips again!

Bridgete said...

I'm with you and EVula -- how do you NOT know what hole it's in?

Also, reading your above comment, what lip gloss is that? I pick at my lips too, and with it getting colder I could really use something good. I just hope I don't break the tube. ;)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

It's Philosophy's Kiss Me lip gloss. Trust me, there is NO better product for chapped/peeling/picked at lips than this one! Click here to buy it!