...while you're trying to write your True Blood recap. But the man does have a name, you know...and it's Alexander Skarsgard, who plays Eric Northman on TV. His name is not Eric Skarsgard *sigh*.
Probably one great way to piss off a vampire is to screw up his name. EW writer, whoever you are, I'd watch your back (or neck) if I were you--you may be seeing a pair of angry fangs in your future! ;)