YOURS TRULY, who is going through Sawyer withdrawal just like I am, seems to be feeling especially snarky these days as she tries to get by without her weekly "Son of a bitch!" fix. She says, "I refuse to help churches with shitty sentence structure."
I would have said "Yard sale to benefit church" if I'd been the one making the sign...but since I'm pretty sure I'd get struck by lightning if I ever get too close to a church, I doubt I'll ever have the opportunity to make such a sign. ;) Thanks, YOURS TRULY, for this drive-by photo shooting!