Wednesday, March 3, 2010

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for March 3, 2010


I had to throw the non-Losties a bone (tee-hee! A Hump Day pun!) since all we've been doing on this site for the past couple Wednesdays in a row is, well, talking Lost. (Seriously, is anything else going on in the world besides Lost and the start of baseball season? If so, I'm completely unaware of it, and I also kind of don't even give a damn.)

I'm just curious--what exactly is "a real sex"? This sounds like something a certain dude from Kazakhstan would say. Now paging Borat...

8 comments:

LadyStyx said...

Everyone please notice that I did NOT submit this one. This did NOT come out of the peenbox from the Queen of Peen. Accept no substitutes!

Lost? Baseball? I didn't think anything else existed during this time of year other than American Idol.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

LOL! Wow, this may have been the first HDG post in a LOOOOOONG time that contained a grammar screw-up that wasn't found by you! What's going on there, LadyStyx? Is your inbox a born-again virgin? :)

Borat Sagdiyev said...

Jagshemash you peoples! After great success of movie film I now become spokesperson for new product in U S and A! With a Cialis, you can show your girlfriend or wifes what a real sex is! You can make love whenever you like, in auto, in bed or in stable! It has ehh, also been determine by Khazak Ministry of Information that this a pill make your chram big like pringles tube! Great! You will like! You can buy at local brothel for 33 Rupees or two ounces of hair from pubis. Or if you are strong, you can go in and TAKE IT! VERY NICE!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

"Big like Pringles tube"...LOL! Thanks, Borat!

Bridgete said...

@Grammarphile - I think you just (perhaps inadvertently) turned "inbox" into my new favorite euphemism for female parts.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

LOL! Glad you liked that! :)

LadyStyx said...

It's gotten scarier with the amount of spam that has been showing up. The other day, out of 28 messages, nearly half were Viagara and Cialis related. Thankfully, Crackbook has my attention most of the time and I'm easily distracted. So no, it's not born again. Jaded, comfortably numb, blaise, pick one.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

LOL, what's Crackbook? :)