Thursday, January 14, 2010

Conflicted.


That's right, kids--I'm conflicted.

On the one hand, I get filled with a lovely, snarky sort of bitchy glee when I see such absolutely heinously-written spam.

On the other hand, I also want to bang my head against my desk. Like 30 million times or so.

(The "Jesu" dude mentioned in the spammity-spam-spam above would probably not like me being a snarky bitch or a masochist. C'est la vie. I'll think I'll do at least one of those options purely out of spite.)

4 comments:

EVula said...

Jesu does not forgive shitty grammar.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

That's what I figured. Offenders go to hell for that (or at least they *should*). ;)

MarieC said...

Yes, it is heinous. But it is also hysterical. Engrish at its best. I laughed myself silly at "scentence," "bankruptc," (it should have at least been "bankrupt-c"), and disembosom.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ MarieC: LOL! I think his "scentences" really stink. ;)