Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas from Red Pen, Inc.

Ahhh, Christmas. A time to visit with family and friends, give and receive gifts, wear your ugly holiday sweaters and have fruitcake, and eat, eat, eat. Here are a few places whose Christmas menus feature more than just holiday goodies...they also boast all sorts of screwy errors!

This one comes courtesy of JUSTIN. "Belgium" waffle sticks and "Apples smoked turkey bacon"? Yeah, I think I'll pass...





And this one comes from JOHN Z. It's a good thing they're serving wine with their "deserts"...homonym errors tend to make me want to drink rather copiously!



To all my fabulous readers--have a fun and safe holiday, and I'll be back with more bad grammar for you next week!

9 comments:

Bridgete said...

What's with the spacing on that second one?

Carlos said...

I hope you had as nice a Christmas as I did :-)

LadyStyx said...

I'm with John, homonym errors make me want to drink in copious amounts.

Laura said...

Ooooh. I'll be sure to bring my favorite desert -- Pecan Sandies.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Bridgete: Apparently it was Amateur Day at that publication. ;)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Carlos: Thank you! I had a lovely Christmas. :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ LadyStyx: Cheers!!! :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Laura: Yummy, yummy--and also quite punny! ;)

April said...

I must have holiday brain because I swear I looked at Belgium waffle sticks for a few minutes trying to understand what was wrong with it.

Merry New Year... or something.