Wednesday, November 18, 2009

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for November 18, 2009

LadyStyx, I hope you'll take this new nickname in the (humorous) spirit in which it's intended, because I really can't hold back on this one.

I dub you, LadyStyx, the official Red Pen, Inc. Queen of Peen.

I'm honestly convinced that the lovely LadyStyx gets more dick in her inbox (that's not a euphemism, folks; get your minds outta the gutter!) than most prostitutes see in a solid month's worth of bookings.

This is the stuff LadyStyx sees in her inbox on a daily basis...



And then, of course, she's kind enough to share it with me, and I in turn share it with you, dear readers. Because what good is all this male part if you just keep it to yourself? 'Tis the season for sharing!

Thanks, LadyStyx, for another ridickulously funny submission!

7 comments:

John said...

justin timberlake earworm now dammit.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Um, what?

Bridgete said...

I'm with you, Grammarphile...um...what? I know what an earworm is but I have no idea how this post caused that one.

Anyway...I love that LadyStyx is now the Queen of Peen, lol.

And "getting a lot of dick in your inbox" is my new favorite euphemism, even though that's not how you meant it. =)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Apparently the earworm thing is from the "dick in a box" Saturday Night Live skit with Justin Timberlake. I still haven't seen it, so the reference went completely over my head until I asked about it. :)

LadyStyx now has the awesomest title EVER!

LadyStyx said...

pssst...the Queen of Peen doesn't have an inbox...she has a peenbox. Get it right, lady!

~grinz evilly~

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

LOL! How right you are, Her Highness! :)

Carlos said...

Good lovin' that's funny! You chicks are slaying me. No one should be laughing this early on a Friday morning before work!

Queen of Peen? PeenBox? LOL!!