Monday, November 9, 2009

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for November 11, 2009


Wow--who knew? All this time, men have thought it was flowers and chocolate and light blue boxes from Tiffany's that proved their love to their women. This is good news for the guys, since a "concrete woody" is sure to be less expensive, less fattening, and less allergy-inducing than any of those traditional ideas...

20 comments:

EVula said...

Somehow, I don't think the pick-up line of "Hey baby, want a concrete woody?" would be nearly as effective as one would hope.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

True, but the look on the girl's face would be absolutely priceless! ;)

jspencer said...

Wow, all we need is another syllable and a third line, and we have a haiku!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hahaha! Oh, and what a *creative* haiku that would be...

John said...

Heighten your ardor.
Concrete woody proves love. See?
It throbs just for you.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Oh my. Poetry AND a concrete woody! Now THAT is the way to any woman's heart...

Anonymous said...

Heighten your ardor.
Concrete woody proves love. Your
rectum gently weeps.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Oh. Dear. LORD.

Anonymous said...

Heighten your ardor.
Concrete woody proves love. But
altar boys will cry.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Methinks somebody's going to hell for that one...

Anonymous said...

Heighten your ardor.
Concrete woody proves love. YES!
Fuck off Viagra!

Anonymous said...

Heighten your ardor.
Concrete woody proves love. OUCH!
Dad, I need that eye!

Anonymous said...

Heighten your ardor.
Concrete woody proves love. Next?
Exsanguination.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Dear Anonymous: You're funny. You should start your own blog, and then I'll link to you. Unless you talk about concrete woodys all the time, and in that case I'll only link to you on Hump Days.

Anonymous said...

Heighten your ardor.
Concrete woody proves love. Wait.
Why do the blinds shake?

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

I'm not sure I really want to know why the blinds are shaking...

Carlos said...

LOL. That's a riot. For a while at work I was compiling a list of humorous SPAM subject lines. I never kept it up, but this one is on my mental list for sure!

Winona said...

I've read this three times and *still* don't know what it all means!!!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Carlos: Ooh, you should write your list in one of your blog posts sometime! :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Winona: I think it means he's grammatically challenged, but not erectionally challenged. ;)