Wednesday, October 21, 2009

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for October 21, 2009

I might have to start calling LadyStyx the Queen of Spam. She really does find all the best spam. And why they're sending her--a female--all sorts of penis enlargement spam, I really have no idea...but it works out well for me, since she is so kind to send it over so I can use it to provide Hump Day giggles for you guys.

These Extenze folks are advertising three more inches in just one month, plus you'll gain "confidance." I dunno if I believe this... Perhaps you'll just gain a case of misspellingitis, which I've always feared is quite contagious...

Thanks, LadyStyx, for spotting this error!

9 comments:

David said...

Just so I use this new word properly, is that pronounced con-FI-dance? Because I sure wouldn't want to be embarrassed by my friends if I happened to mispronounce it when we conversate.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

"Conversate"...LOL! That may be the most rage-inducing pseudo-word of all the pseudo-words out there!

HorribleLicensePlates said...

3 inches for free? Well, that is quite a deal.

LadyStyx is the queen of finding vanity plates too. She's the greatest. :-)

EVula said...

I'm guessing that the extra three inches will give someone the confidence that their spelling (in)ability doesn't provide.

Bridgete said...

When I say it out loud, it sounds like "confidants" which is just a really funny thing to "gain" as a result of penis enlargement.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ HLP: LadyStyx is the coolest! :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ EVula: I guess this company is trying to make it so the size of what's goin' on around the smaller head makes up for the lack of intelligence in the larger head, thus giving the user more confidence... *sigh*

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Bridgete: LOL! Ooh, I doubt anyone would gain confidants as a result of having a bigger penis...in fact, I bet the opposite would occur: "HEY EVERYONE, I JUST HOOKED UP WITH SOMEBODY WHO'S GOT A REALLLLLLLY HUGE COCK!!!" Confidants? Keeping secrets? Yeah, not so much, haha.

LadyStyx said...

Im better at finding the plates, HLP. Which reminds me, it's about time to unload the camera again. It's alot less scary than the junk file, that's for sure.