Thursday, September 17, 2009

When the amount of hair he has is unbearable...

When you're dealing with a guy who looks like this...



...no normal type of hair removal process will do.


Shaving him would be cumbersome...

Waxing him? We've seen how well that works already...

And clearly, he needs more than just a simple haircut.

But wait! The lovely linguist WORDACIOUS has found the perfect place for us to take this guy...


Yes, this guy needs a bear trim*! And at the low, low price of $4, it's quite the bargain!

Thanks, WORDACIOUS, for finding a solution to this very hair problem!

* Obviously the sign should have said beard trim. But this is much funnier, don't you think?

10 comments:

EVula said...

That's a hell of a deal on a bear trim...

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

I know! What a bargain! (Or dare I say bear-gain...?)

Bridgete said...

Hahaha! Really excellent presentation of this error. =)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Thanks, Bridgete! Glad you enjoyed it. :)

LadyStyx said...

Dude don't have hair...dude's got a damned PELT!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

And what a scary pelt it is...

ChicagoLady said...

Your pun was unbearable! If not a bear trim, he at least needs a wolf wax.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Wolf wax...LOL! :)

Dave said...

Awesome post....I especially liked the link to the 40 Year Old Virgin waxing scene. Although if someone really was that hairy, I don't see how living a normal life would be possible...outside of being a member of the bears club at least...

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hmmm, I bet he could model for the front of a certain Statistics book... :)