Monday, September 28, 2009

Spamtastic!


Glory be to God...you can't write worth crap. This entire e-mail should have been marked up with red pen, but in this case I only red penned the really entertaining parts. He doesn't use articles where he should be using them, he uses prepositions where he shouldn't be using them, and his run-on sentences seemingly go for miles and miles and miles.

Also, I'm not vindictive or destructive, but I am a snarky grammar bitch. And this dude is totally a criminal...a grammar criminal, that is!

8 comments:

David said...

This is a treasure trove. I particularly like the "first initial deposit" phrase and not to be confused with the second and third initial deposits.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hahaha! Very good point, David--I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out!

Erika said...

Wowzers. I'm sooooo glad I don't have any accounts at his bank. Although my account would be far less tempting, albeit, also in the red.

MarieC said...

See the "Like I said before" that begins the second paragraph? Where did he say it before??

LadyStyx said...

Maybe it's time to start looking in my junk folders again. I have several accounts so there should be plenty of fodder...

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Erika: Haha! Yeah, I hear ya. His bank makes the people at my bank look like freakin' geniuses...

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ MarieC: I think the only place he previously said that was in his twisted little head... ;)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ LadyStyx: Yay! You always find the BEST spam! :)