Wednesday, September 2, 2009

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for August 2, 2009

Apparently there are a lot of synonyms/nicknames for the word "penis." (The ones on that list that made me laugh the hardest: Custard Launcher. Eggroll. Groin ferret. Where the hell do people come up this this shit?)

But LadyStyx found us another name for "penis" that isn't even on that very extensive list linked above...


Malepart.

Not even male part, which would be slightly (but only slightly) less silly.

Just malepart.

Yikes.

Also, what's up with the "Now you can too please her like never before..." line? That's awkward as hell. Not as awkward as malepart, but close!

Thanks, LadyStyx, for finding this funny, Hump Day-themed spam!

6 comments:

Bridgete said...

hehehe. I kind of like this one, I might start calling it that.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Malepart! Malepart! MALEPART!!!!

Now I'm giggling like I'm a third grader or something.

Next thing you know, I'll be throwing spitballs and toilet-papering the desks of frustrating co-workers. SO mature... :)

LadyStyx said...

I'm tellin ya... it KILLED me to go in there and check that out. I was so frightened being in the junk file. Usually, all they send ya is a link. You don't know how grateful I was to find one with a bit more ummm meat to it. ;)

Carlos said...

Jesus...that's funny! Notably missing from the penis list: wiener. WTF? ;-)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ LadyStyx: LOL...meat!!!! :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Carlos: I didn't notice that, but yeah, that IS weird! Seems like a major omission...