Wednesday, August 5, 2009

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for August 5, 2009: The Tale of the Engrish Speaker and the Obama Condoms


OmiGOD, you guys, this is insane. I don't even know where to begin. This cannot possibly have been written by a native English speaker--right? Between the spelling, the sentence construction, the awkward language...this is screaming out "ENGRISH!!!!" (If I'm wrong and this is written by a native English speaker, shame on him or her, 'cause this is effin' awful.)

I mean, really. Obama is the "residence of USA"? Nice try, but...FAIL. Big, big FAIL.

I keep reading and then re-reading the above text...shaking my head, giggling, and suppressing screams. I think if I'm tempted to read those words again, I'll need to be chugging something strong. Like vodka. Straight out of the freakin' bottle.

Happy Hump Day, you wild and crazy kids!

8 comments:

LadyStyx said...

I don't even know where to begin so I'm going to go downstairs and get started on those drinks for you.

Bridgete said...

I can't even figure out what half those sentences are supposed to say. I sincerely hope this is Engrish.

Borat Sagdiyev said...

Jagshemash! In my country it outlaw for all forms of birth control, except by retard. We do not want a them to make re-producings! All retard, gypsy and looie looie who wear blue hat must wear condom on chram at all times to prevent spreading of retard. Each condom is thoroughly test and inspected by Nursultan Tuyahkbay, asshole next door neighbor!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ LadyStyx: Stoli lemon with a splash of lemon juice, please! :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Bridgete: Even if it is Engrish, this is still some of the worst Engrish I've ever seen. Yikes!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Borat: Dare I ask what a "looie looie" is? LOLOLOLOL...

Yvie said...

Obama Condoms: for when you want to let her know she's your First Lady.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hahahaha! Good one, Yvie! :)