Wednesday, July 15, 2009

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for July 15, 2009


This one comes to us from the lovely LadyStyx. She says: Man, you have to love the idiots that write in there. Evidently the woman's man is hovering over the ocean somewhere but that doesn't seem to be her biggest problem. Her biggest problem (quite literally) is that her vagina got lost! Those two items alone are almost humorous enough to make you miss the fact she spelled concerned with an s. She also was hoping for some serious help, yet managed to choose a very sarcastic answer (which has some problems of its own grammatically) as the best of the bunch!

Thank goodness for this winning combination of Yahoo Answers and FAILblog. Those are often the key ingredients for a hilarious Hump Day Grammar post! So many errors and so much stupidity in this picture... *shakes head*

Thanks, LadyStyx, for spotting this one!

16 comments:

HorribleLicensePlates said...

*Claps hands*

(just kidding ;-) )

EVula said...

Yeah, the only thing preventing that answer from being more amazing is the grammar failure. Other than that... hilarious.

(Also, if he's been overseas for that long, do you think he'll care? The answer is "no.")

mama grammarphile said...

Ohhh...so that's what they mean when they say someone has the clap! *giggle*
Love you. :)

Dave said...

Wow - If she can insert both hands AND clap its no wonder her husband is 'overseas'. That's scary...

Bridgete said...

The best part is that she spelled Kegels correctly.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ HLP: Hahahahaha!!!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ EVula: I wonder which thing her husband would be more appalled by: her potentially loose vagina, or her awful spelling skills. Eek.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Mama Grammarphile: LOL! Good one. :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Bridgete: ...and that's a freakin' MIRACLE, considering the other stuff she misspelled!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Dave: Even scarier is the fact that this woman HAS PRODUCED SPAWN. Is stupidity genetic? Yikes!

LadyStyx said...

*laffin* Here I was all set to leave an apology to the Mama Grammarphile for donating this item and what do I find? She's stirring the shit just like everyone else!

Ya know, I hit the trifecta yesterday. I had 3 submissions on 3 different sites show up on the same day! Totally awesome.

Dave said...

hahaha...There are definitely an abundance of awesome comments on this post.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ LadyStyx: Mama Grammarphile's good at that. Like mother, like daughter! LOL.

Congrats to you for having submissions on three different sites! Yay!!! :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Dave: Damn right there are. That's because RPI readers are the coolest people EVER. :)

mama grammarphile said...

@LadyStyx: Your submission made me laugh so hard that I could not resist making a comment. However, now that I have jumped into the fray, I can no longer hide behind my carefully crafted veil of decency and decorum. Oh, well - I guess I have exposed myself as the cretin I really am.

LadyStyx said...

YAY! Mama! It's good to let the freak-flag fly now and again.