Wednesday, July 1, 2009

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for July 1, 2009


This probably goes without saying, but if someone's too dumb to know how to properly spell "anal," then he's probably too dumb to be boinking. Because really, would you want some ignorant dude like him to be that close to you? If stupidity's contagious, you'd be fucked. And not in the good way.

Happy Hump Day, you crazy kids!

15 comments:

Brian H said...

Perhaps the lad was seeking to annul sex...

David said...

I found the use of the open quote mark and the closing apostrophe to be noteworthy. Is there some special significance to his denotation of "anul sex' ? I'm just not up on my urban punctuation standards.

LadyStyx said...

I just love how rampant errors like that are. Goodness, look at the entry in the Urban Dictionary. Maybe, just maybe, the asker had it right? Especially if small shits were involved.

Dave said...

I think it can be assumed from the content of the Asker's post that making 'bong bong bong in anoos' is usually performed with males. They seem to feel that they need to defend their sexual orientation....hmmm...very suspicious....

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Brian: Ha! Perhaps he was. Although that'd be silly...

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ David: I skipped too many classes during Urban Punctuation 101. So I'm not sure, either...

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ LadyStyx: LOL!!!!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Dave: Hmmm...I wonder if I missed that...that wasn't exactly the impression I got. I must've been having a dense moment... :)

Ray Gunn said...

I for one would like to know why he considers it an 'activity.' Is there something intrinsically lazy or inactive about it?

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Ha! Good point, Ray. His language is curious, indeed...

mama grammarphile said...

I am so glad that I found a sharp stick last week and poked out my eyes then so that I would not be able to see this Hump Day Post! lol
Love you.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Mama Grammarphile: LOL! You type pretty well for a recently blinded woman! ;) Love you, too!

Yvie said...

At least he seems to lean towards sex that won't end with him breeding.

I just grossed myself out.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Very good point. We totally do NOT want this dude to breed. (And I'd rather be grossed out than be kept up all night by nightmares of the brainless creatures this dude would spawn. Eek.)

Amanda said...

It's been awhile since this post but I've been out of town.

I'd just like to point out that he also spelled certainly wrong.