Wednesday, May 20, 2009

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for May 20, 2009


Hmmm. When the word "eat" and the topic of sex are related, as they are in this case, I thought the tendency was for guys to go more for felines than for poultry*. Silly me.

Also: what's a "sanwich"? And why the hell is this Yahoo Answers post under the topic "Mythology & Folklore"?

* That's my attempt at not being completely crass and trying to avoid saying the p-word, which I personally have no problem with saying, but I don't wanna offend anyone who gets grossed out by that word!

20 comments:

Crane said...

Try as you may, you won't offend me. But I've never heard of eating actual food during sex. Huh.

jspencer said...

Thank you so much! I was having a bad morning and this totally put a smile on my face!

Chicken sanwiches... hehehe

April said...

Wow. Can you imagine being the girl? Awkward...

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Crane: Yeah, I've never heard of that, either. That's kinda bizarre.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ jspencer: I'm glad this post made you smile and/or giggle! Hope your day gets better! :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ April: TOTALLY awkward. That guy is so not dateable!

Bridgete said...

I've only heard of this in a Seinfeld episode. Never thought it would happen in real life...lol.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Haha, I never saw that episode. Was the food of choice chicken in that case? LOL.

April said...

Oh hey, I've also been meaning to ask if it's okay to tweet you with grammar errors? 'Cause I totally took it upon myself to tweet you, unsolicited, an error I found while at work. I saw it and immediately thought of you. I had no pic, though.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Sure thing, April--go for it! :) Thanks!

Dave said...

It would be funny to listen in on one of these events...just imagine the guy. "Oh yeah give it to me Chicken Sandwich!" hahaha

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hahahaha! I wonder if noises that sound like "BGAK! BGAK!!!!" turn him on!

Phrank said...

i think this discussion might have gotten out of hand

Yvie said...

Tackling the myth of the elusive 'sanwich'.

I think the real question is why has this friend apparently gotten away with eating while having sex? MORE THAN ONCE. What kind of classy ladies is he hooking up with? You know he had their okay beforehand. I doubt he made the sandwich once they'd started.

"Mind if I eat this here san-wich while we have sex?"
"Sure, go for it."

Who says romance is dead?

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Phrank: Oh, we are always TOTALLY out of hand here on Wednesdays. :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Yvie: Hahahaha! This sounds like the work of somebody named Cletus, don't you think?

LadyStyx said...

Hmm...I woulda thought he'd crave tuna...

Maybe it's his way of saying "yes, everything DOES taste like chicken"?

Yeah...sorry...had to go there.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

HAHAHA! LadyStyx, you bring the LOLs! :)

ChicagoLady said...

"I'm coming"

"Hold on, I need to finish chewing my sanwich!"

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

LOL!!! (By the way, ChicagoLady, I'm glad you're finally able to view the blog again! Yay!) :)