Tuesday, April 21, 2009

My hero is...


...someone who doesn't speak caveman-speak. How about an "an" or a "your" somewhere in there, folks?

Then again, I guess clubbing beasts to death and then bringing them home to Mrs. Caveman to cook over the cave-fire for dinner is a job that doesn't keep a person tethered to his desk, so maybe whoever wrote this is on his way to discovering his perfect job. If I were to click on that article, I wonder if that would be one of the jobs listed there...

Sigh. Copyeditors Needed Now, you never fail to give me good blog fodder...

10 comments:

LadyStyx said...

Hey look...Tarzan got a job. Jane must be so proud!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hahahaha! Great comment...gold star for you, LadyStyx! :)

Anonymous said...

Cavemen gotsta work too! ;-) Great find.

Bridgete said...

Maybe there's an opening to be one of those Geico cavemen.

ChicagoLady said...

Good thing Tarzan got job outside office, Cheeta would get lonely while him at work.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Anonymous: Yes, I suppose they do! :) (I'm actually starting to wonder if CNN hasn't hired a bunch of Neanderthals to do their proofreading...)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Bridgete: Ha! I wonder what kind of experience you need to have on your resume if you're applying to be a caveman... :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ ChicagoLady: LOLOLOLOL!!!

The No Ma'am Organizaton said...

Qualified applicants interested in Caveman positions should have a proven track record of bludgeoning to death at the very minimum 260 juvenile triceratops with a large stone club, be able to light fire using stones and dried wood within a week of acquiring the necessary implements and must possess excellent organizational skills in regards to their many wives. Applicants should also have a working knowledge of 'The Wheel' and how to re-invent it.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Just triceratops? What about all those beastly velociraptors?