Wednesday, April 22, 2009

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for April 22, 2009


I saw this headline and was like, "There's gotta be a catch to this. They couldn't really have made this egregious of an error in a headline on people.com...right?"

Wrong.

Then I got to wondering about what a stripper poll would be like. If a bunch of strippers decided to create a poll, what do you think it would be about? Best brand of stilettos to dance in? Biggest amount of money they've made in an evening? Longest lap dance they've ever given? What sorts of questions would they ask? (And better yet, what would the answers to those questions be?)

Also on the Hump Day theme, apparently "virginity" is a difficult word for some talk show hosts to spell...

Happy Hump Day, you crazy kids! :)

10 comments:

LadyStyx said...

Best stripper names ;)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Love it! :)

Wordacious said...

I can't believe they made that error. It reminds me of my post about Georgia's proposed pole tax, pole dancing and poll dancing.

http://walkinthewords.blogspot.com/2009/03/georgias-pole-tax-what-difference-that.html

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Haha! That was a great post you wrote, Wordacious. :)

Bridgete said...

I like how it's correct in the actual text of the article...

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Me, too. Headline FAIL...article WIN! :)

The No Ma'am Organizaton said...

According to a recent poll submitted by the United Organization of Professionally Organized Strippers and reviewed in detail by single, balding, virgin men in their 40s with no lives, 63.4% of strippers reported a preference for Stilletos with 4-5 inch heels, 25.6% reported that size was not important (the heel silly), and the remaining 11% were too stoned to answer.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hahaha! I'm so glad someone was able to tell me what this poll was all about! :)

ChicagoLady said...

Largest monetary donation by an individual?

Like, a guy should fall in love with, like, who he meets, ya know?

I think I'm glad I have no idea who that chick is.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hahaha! :) ...She was actually on that "Girls Next Door" show, I think. And now she's dating one of the Philadelphia Eagles!