Thursday, March 12, 2009

I BET THEIR COPY EDITORS DIED ON OCEANIC 815 for March 12, 2009

I know, you guys. There was no episode of Lost last night. That made me very, very sad, and I had to go shopping to ease the pain. (Exactly how buying zebra-print sheets, metallic silver leggings, and a new Juicy shirt is supposed to ease this pain, I have no idea, but whatever.)

I was close to having a nosebleed last night--see, Lost (um, more specifically, shirtless Sawyer) is my constant on Wednesday nights, and without that, I was thrown back into 1997. I know this because I randomly started listening to songs by fairly obscure bands I haven't listened to since then--Letters to Cleo, Loud Lucy, the Dandy Warhols...(you're going, who? And I'm like, exactly).

Just in case you guys are having some weird Lost withdrawal symptoms too and you find yourself hurtling through time, allow me to present to you a series of items--perhaps one of these is your constant...

1. Bad grammar. (If bad grammar is your constant, then Red Pen, Inc. is the right place for you!)


And then, for the ladies...

2. Smokin' hot bad boys. Mmm, shirtless Sawyer. God, I missed hearing "son of a BITCH!" this week...


3. Hot tattoos. This isn't even the best picture of Jack (Matthew Fox), but I was having a hell of a time finding a decent one that showed off his tattoos.




4. Hot accents. (I jumped on the Desmond bandwagon this season when he started looking really dapper in the off-island scenes. These scenes beat the hell out of when he's wandering the beach looking like a very unkempt Psychic Jesus.) I could listen to him talk all day long...*swoon*.


5. Dangerous men! OK, so Sayid's really a good person. But he's got a nice aura of danger around him. Admit it--that's hot. (And he wears his muscle shirts well, doesn't he?)


6. The fountain of youth. ...Or at least the dude who seems to drink from it. Oh, Richard Alpert, you intrigue me...


Guys, don't worry, I haven't forgotten about you...

7. Hot chicks wearing nothin' but underwear. (Kate is my favorite of the female characters, but it has nothing to do with how she looks in her underwear.)


8. Blondes! Juliet's not some stereotypical airhead blonde, either. She's a smart cookie, and she usually cleans up nicely...



9. Mud-wrestling chicks! (Kate and Juliet not only mud-wrestled each other, but they're also handcuffed together during the mud wrestling. I don't really see how anyone covered in mud could be hot, but I'm sure several of you guys would beg to differ with me about this...)



10. Soul mates, perfect matches, whatever you wanna call 'em...if you believe they exist, then here's a good example. (Then again, right after THIS part of the scene, Kate goes and bitch-slaps Sawyer. But hey, love and hate are opposite sides of the same coin, right?)


By now, I hope your nose has stopped bleeding and that you are safely situated in present time... ;)

Next week's Lost episode is called Namaste. I'm already looking forward to it! What about you?

14 comments:

HorribleLicensePlates said...

Yeah I was really sad to see there was no new episode on this week too. Thank you for the shirtless LeFleur picture. Amazing! I can't wait for next week. Did you see the IM LOST plate I posted Monday?

Anonymous said...

Sayid makes me tingle all over. I love all our Lost guys but his dark skin, dark hair, dark eyes and accent just... just.... where was I?

Plus he is so perfectly the bad boy who is really a nice guy. He'd totally kick the ass of anyone that tried to hurt me and then snuggle with me on the couch and whisper sweet-nothings into my ear. I need a real life equivalent of Sayid, like now. :-)

I think shirtless Sawyer and ass-kicking Sayid should be in every episode. I don't care how the writers do it, they just need to.

-April

Erika said...

Let's see...you show pics of Sawyer, Jack, Desmond, Sayid AND Richard (all in one post no less) and you expect me to formulate a comment beyond hubba hubba...so NOT going to happen *wipes drool*

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ HLP: You're quite welcome! :) And yes, I loved the "IM LOST" plate from the other day (and the headline of your post was also fantastic..."We're not going to Guam, are we?").

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ April: I'm glad you enjoyed waking up to Sayid--or at least a picture of him--this morning! :) I agree that shirtless Sawyer and ass-kickin' Sayid should be seen in every episode!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Erika: Hubba hubba, indeed! (I drool every time I'm at my computer these days; that picture of Kate and Sawyer in the Dharma house is my desktop background.) :)

Crane said...

Hey, I listen to Letters to Cleo. You're not hopelessly alone.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Yay! That's awesome, Crane. :) I'm very used to hearing "Who?" when I mention bands I like. Most people seem to know of Beck and Muse and Green Day, but god forbid I mention Elliott Smith, Allister, the Dandy Warhols...that's when the "Who?" happens!

BikerPuppy said...

LOL. I'm glad I'm not the only one. Very, very nice pics.

John said...

On this theory, the Dandy Warhols become the theme song for the two inbreds fighting over Evangeline Lilly.

"A long time ago, they used to be friends...."

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ BikerPuppy: Glad you were able to join the drool-fest! :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ John: Holy crap, you just dared to refer to Jack and Sawyer as inbreds! Y'know, we're all very nice people around here until somebody insults our hot Lost-related men, and then we start trying to find ways to sic the smoke monster on whoever made the evil comment. Watch your back. ;)

Dave said...

Funny thing...my nose suddenly stopped bleeding...

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Glad to hear it! :)