Sunday, February 8, 2009

Yes, this sounds dirty. No, it's not Hump Day yet.


The Queen of All Misspellings has provided some great typos and misspellings for this blog, but I think limp plumper might be the best typo I've lifted from the Queen's blog so far. It sounds so dirty...and the fact that this typo is associated with Paris Hilton doesn't help! Hell, that makes it sound even dirtier!

10 comments:

Bridgete said...

That should be the new slang term for Viagra.

ChicagoLady said...

Limp plumper, that's probably an every day occurrence for Paris.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Bridgete: Haha! Now I've got that damn "Viva Viagra!" commercial running through my head...only this time, I hear it as "Viva limp plumper!" instead!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ ChicagoLady: Yeah, that totally wouldn't surprise me!

Brian said...

It's just the socialite's version for the term "Fuffer.

My vote is for the Lavitra commercial where no matter where you are two bathtubs appear out of nowhere.

Two separate bath tubs for a hard-on commercial?

It harkens back to the days of when the rule for bedroom scenes in the movies and TV where that even with married characters there had to be two separate beds in the scene.

It then progressed to when there was a kissing scene with the two of them on the same bed they each had to have one foot on the floor.

I can assure you this prevents nothing.

Now if you were to put one foot on the fish tank and one on the microwave... No, no... that doesn't stop anything either.

Okay, try this. Have her grab the shower head with both hands then have the other girl put her left foot...

Damn it.

I'll be back. I've got this written down somewhere.

JD (The Engine Room) said...

I imagine it's also 'Covent Garden' rather than 'Convent Garden'...

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Brian: I'm gonna guess that what you were referring to here was something like "fluffer" or "fluffer girl," right? I'm at a loss with figuring out what "fuffer" is...

I haven't seen the commercial you're referring to. I guess it hasn't run while *Lost* has been on. :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ JD: Ooh, great catch! :)

ChicagoLady said...

It's Cialis that has the separate bathtub scene at the end. Maybe you need to watch a more manly program?

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

LOL! Lost isn't necessarily manly, but it's not un-manly, either! :) But until baseball season starts, that's all I watch. Once baseball season starts, I am GLUED to my TV!