Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The shopaholic is stumped on this one...


Look, I'm an expert shopper, and I wouldn't have the faintest idea where to buy this "closer together" thing. Sephora didn't have any, Steve Madden had never heard of it, and Bebe was all sold out. If any of you happen to meet this guy, can you please ask him where, and for how much, he bought his family closer together? Inquiring minds want to know...

8 comments:

Bridgete said...

I'll check Hawthorne while I'm in Portland, they have some pretty unusual stuff. ;)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Ha! Good luck finding it! ;)

Brian said...

The full name of this product is: " The Family Together."

I've heard of it and it's not for everyone.

It's a rather user specific product and is generally sold in the regional markets where it is used the most.

Such as: Arkansas, Kentucky, Mississippi... You get the idea.

Evidently there are some very strong cautions when using this product. The most important one being that the public should never be exposed to it's use.

You probably want to take a pass on this one.

Maybe get a pair of shoes AND a nice little bag instead.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Brian: ...and with that, I'm off to the mall...

ChicagoLady said...

He must have made good tips, in order to afford buying The Family Together. I'm thinking it would be pretty expensive.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

If I made good tips, I'd be buying shoes, not whole families. But I guess that's just me.

The Punctuator said...

I can't believe he found a pizza delivery job that paid 10 dollars an hour!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Seriously! That's not bad at all.