Monday, February 2, 2009

I don't even know what to say...


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I laughed my ass off when I saw this blog post and picture that YVIE found. I didn't red pen any of it because I'd most definitely have run out of ink. Plus, I was too busy being shocked at the author's retardedness.

See, I figured this dude must be smoking crack. Illegal drugs are the only way someone could really write this poorly, right? I figured he was hallucinating the bears.

And then I scrolled down and saw the picture. This dude's bears are actually real. Unfortunately, so is his stupidity, it seems. He should be em-bear-assed to post something that's written so shoddily! (Yes, I know...corny joke. But I couldn't resist!) But he's probably too dumb to realize exactly how crappy his writing is...

Thanks to YVIE for sending in this one!

14 comments:

LadyStyx said...

And I thought I wrote poorly....

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

LadyStyx, you write just fine! :)

*That* dude, however...yikes. Just...*yikes*.

ChicagoLady said...

And on top of the poor writing skills, the subjects of his post are not things I would want to read about. I mean, come on! Barney?

Just kidding. I was actually referring to other topics.

After reading his whole post, I was at a loss for words. It was THAT bad!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

I was pretty speechless after I read his post, too. That's big news, since usually it's really tough to shut me up!

Bridgete said...

Ow. My head. Aneurysm.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

My thoughts exactly, Bridgete!

Carlos said...

The really sad part about the post is that's the kind of writing our youth perpetrates every day. Sad, subject matter aside.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

I know! Makes me sad, too. Sigh.

Becky said...

Eew. That guy is clearly gross. TMI!!!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

TMI indeed! But the picture of the bears just chillin' out at the top of the tree...that's pretty damn funny. :) (How does that tree HOLD the weight of those bears?)

Yvie said...

Every time I see this all I can think of is that some person out there married this idiot. And had children with him. Perhaps she was drawn in by his ability to write like someone who didn't pass 4th grade while simultaneously being creepy and gross. Aw yea.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Is it totally snobby of me to think that people like him just shouldn't be allowed to reproduce?

Yvie said...

No, that seems like a perfectly valid thought to me. But then again... I have a long list of people who shouldn't be allowed to breed already started, so I may be biased.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

You mean it's not just me who has one of those lists? Phew. At least I'm in good, snarky company! :)