Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day from Red Pen, Inc.!


There are so many misspellings here...I don't have the inclination to count them all, especially since I'm really distracted by how funny "smidgit" looks. I'm guessing this person meant smidgen...but "smidgit" looks a hell of a lot funnier! (I'm also giggling at "lousey"...did this dude actually, like, have lice? Ewwww.)

Here's hoping your Valentine is someone way cooler than the person who posted this question, her boyfriend, and the person who answered this question! :) Have a warm and fuzzy Valentine's Day!

8 comments:

ChicagoLady said...

Those lousey misspellings are just awfull!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

The person who wrote that question gave us more than just a *smidgit* of stupidity... ;)

JD (The Engine Room) said...

I quite like 'smidgit' as a word, although feel that 'smidget' would be a better spelling.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Ha! I think "smidget" would look even funnier...although they BOTH make me giggle. :)

Brian said...

"Smidgit."

Little people who are into pain and bondage.

I should have my own show.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

That's quite an...interesting...definition! :)

EVula said...

I seriously read it as "I'm a midget away from cheating." My brain totally sputtered out on that sentence, and had trouble comprehending the rest as a result (though the remaining linguistic abominations didn't help).

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hahahaha! Man, if only the sentence REALLY said that. That would have been so much funnier than what it actually says!