Wednesday, January 21, 2009

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for January 21, 2009


What's more gross than the grammar in this picture? THE DEVICE ITSELF. Ew. Ew. Ew!!!

I love how this is non-toxic to "human"--like, just one human. Not all humans--just, you know, one.

Also, exactly what kind of crazy-ass liquid does this thing ooze out?

This thing terrifies me.

I think I'll be seeing artificial hymens in my nightmares.

30 comments:

The Punctuator said...

I rated this 5 stars for grossness. Thanks for being brave enough to expose both the crappy grammar and disturbing concept. Wow... "junk in a drawer" and "hymen in a box"...seems like grammar is getting down in the gutter lately.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Gutter-fied grammar! I dig it. :) And thanks for the 5-star rating! Yay!

Mike said...

Heh heh heh, I may have bought two or three of these. You know, just fer show, of course.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Haha! Just for show? Dare I ask who you're showing these to? (And are they as grossed out by this contraption as I am?) :)

Dave said...

This is clearly something that is not used anywhere outside the borders of China. It is the only way to have pre-marital sex and not piss off your ancestors.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

I wonder if this device has actually managed to trick any poor guy into believing that his girl is (was) actually a virgin.

Becky said...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

I second that Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww! :)

LadyStyx said...

ew
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ew
ew
ew
oh...and ew.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

My thoughts *exactly*, LadyStyx!

Larisa said...

"Oh, gosh, I lost my virginity. Wherever did I leave it? Oh, I found it in this box!"

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hahahaha! HowEVER did that end up in this box?

Brian said...

You'd think after Tuesday's spelling debacle Krispy Kreme would have come up with a better way to market their new Mini-Jelly Doughnut.

I know. You don't have to say anything.

It's inappropriate behavior like this that got me suspended from kindergarten.

Peter said...

I hope Rimpy's PC has virus and malware protection. I wouldn't even want that thing touching my browser!

random acts of HUH??? said...

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth....

What I'm still trying to figure out is where you were poking around (no pun intended)to find this.

Oh yeah...and, ewwwwwww!

Carlos said...

LOL!!! How the hell am I supposed to know a hymen if I see one in my dreams tonight? I've never seen one of the buggers!

Bridgete said...

OMG. Ew. Ew ew ew.

As for the "no allergic reaction" claim...I highly doubt it.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Brian: Thanks--now I may never eat donuts again. Sigh.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Peter: Agreed!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Random: I found this on a very normal site, actually--www.jezebel.com! :)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Carlos: If it looks really gross and it's something you've never seen before, it just might be a hymen.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Bridgete: I doubt it, too, but I'm sure as hell not signing up to find out whether or not we're right!

EVula said...

*blink blink*

I wonder if they sell these at Cherry Poppin' Daddies concerts...

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

If they did, it would cause a hell of a zoot suit riot.

Brian said...

Upon further reflection I think this has office valentine gift written all over it.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

I'd only give this to a co-worker if I really, really, REALLY wanted to get fired.

Actually, when I was working in radio, I could probably have gotten away with giving this to a co-worker. Hell, I gave one of my program directors a toilet seat once...

ChicagoLady said...

What I want to know is, how much is just the right amount but not too much "blood"? Did they do a study and determine that men were grossed out at a certain amount, but a lesser amount was ok?

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Presumably the grossest job EVER: being one of the researchers/scientists (or pervs) who determined exactly how much of that blood-like substance was the right amount to use!

Kendra said...

This is just... I am amazed that I haven't seen this on eBay. I thought that that would surely be the hub of all things deeply disturbing. Or, at least, things deeply disturbing that one can purchase.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

@ Kendra: Yeah, eBay is definitely the place to buy the ickiest and most oddball stuff. They very well may be selling this on eBay, too...but I'm not about to check. It's Monday morning, and my morning at work is gross enough without the added grossness of looking at this crazy product! ;)