Monday, December 22, 2008

THE RED PEN, INC. 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: DAY 9

On the ninth day of Christmas, a frantic pet owner gave to me...


A bunch of "tinsle"...so that her cat doesn't eat any more of it! (Poor kitty. Someone's gotta teach that cat to not nom-nom-nom stuff from the Christmas tree!)

8 comments:

EVula said...

On the positive side, $3 to see the answer is a lot cheaper than going to see a veterinarian.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

True. But what if the answer is like some of the answers you'd find on Yahoo Answers? Then it's a total waste of three bucks!

EVula said...

With any luck, the software got buggered to hell and the answer ends up discussing the pros and cons of using motor oil as sex lube, or which of a person's many yards they should have sex on.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hahaha! I've gotta take my car in for inspection this weekend...and I've gotta say that I will never look at a car repair place quite the same way again after reading that one Yahoo Answers entry!

EVula said...

If you want to be cruel, when you pick up your car, wear your best pair of fuck-me pumps and ask if it's really true. Then dash right out of there.

That last part is very, very important, because you could incur some serious mental scarring if you stick around for the answer.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Pumps? Oh, no no *no*. This situation calls for my very best pair of knee-high FMBs. The boots REALLY tend to bring out the freaks, haha. :)

EVula said...

With some of the ex-girlfriends I've had, you'd think I would know the difference between pumps and boots. Damn.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Haha! Well, you're a straight male; we all know that straight males are pretty much the least knowledgeable creatures when it comes to shoes!