Monday, December 15, 2008

RED PEN, INC. 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: DAY 2

On the second day of Christmas, some cook (who's really out to lunch when it comes to spelling) gave to me...

A recipe for "frootcake". I'm not sure if I can handle any fruitcake this year...since seemingly harmless bubble gum pulls out my fillings, I don't think my teeth can handle a big brick o'fruitcake this year*!

* Or any year, for that matter. If you give me fruitcake for Christmas, I will probably smack you upside the head with it.

5 comments:

The Punctuator said...

I will gladly accept any unwanted fruitcakes (or frootcakes) you may recieve. Sometimes I think I must be the only person alive who actually likes the stuff.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Ha! Well, if any come my way, I will definitely pass them along to you. :)

Secret Drinker said...

This reminded me of a note I saw on an account at work that made reference to a "dual tooner dvr". "Tooner" rather "tuner". Nice.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Haha..."tooner"! That's so bad of a mistake that it's GREAT. :)

Karen said...

Maybe the frootcake is made with Froot Loops ...