Wednesday, December 31, 2008

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for December 31, 2008


There are multiple careless/stupid errors here, but seeing idiot misspelled (presumably by some idiot) as "idiote" makes me laugh out loud.

In a few hours, it'll be 2009. What are your New Year's resolutions? Here are mine:

1. Find some funnier Hump Day Grammar material.

2. Finish my novel...before baseball season. (That's gonna be a tough one.)

3. Work out more (I'm skinny, but I'm a weakling and would like to get in shape). The kind of working out I plan on doing in 2009 involves 5" heels, though--perfect for me. Seriously. Yes, I have found an exercise-ish activity/class that encourages you to wear heels. ;)

4. Wear all the designer clothing I've been hoarding in my closet. As long as it's not raining, why not bring the Pucci bag to work? If it's not snowing, why not wear the Miu Miu heels? Life's too short to always save your favorite pieces to wear at a later date.

5. I will settle for nothing less than first place in my fantasy baseball league this year.


Happy almost-2009, everyone...and have a happy Hump Day, too!

4 comments:

EVula said...

On the plus side, they apparently know that they're an idiot... I've dealt with a lot of idiots, and that's definitely not usually the case.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

True--very true. Idiots usually never seem to realize they're not too smart!

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