Wednesday, December 17, 2008

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for December 17, 2008


All I have to say is this: If you're so dumb that you don't know how to spell statutory, you don't have any business stickin' your junk in anybody's anywhere. Because if you miss and hit the front hole instead of the back hole you say you're aiming for, you just might get some poor (underage) soul pregnant...and you're exactly the kind of guy we don't want to have the means to reproduce.

Happy Hump Day, everyone! (And please don't hook up with anybody who actually asks questions on Yahoo Answers. You might catch a newly-discovered STD called misspellingitis, and I've heard that produces some nasty little sores!)

3 comments:

Um yeah said...

I like how its an 18+ male year old. Bad grammar AND odd sentence structure! Be on the lookout for the next question this scholarly individual might pose: I was arguin with my friend and then one thing led to another and, if one man has sex with another man but its an accident does it mean he's gay?? haha

Brian said...

Obviously I'm having some serious perception problems today.

Because when I first read this: “back hole you say you're aiming for, you just might get some poor (underage) soul pregnant...”

I thought I saw: back hole you say you're aiming for, you just might get some poor (undergrad) soul pregnant... And I was going to say that the chances of that are... Damn, pretty good.

I didn't really get to go to the best schools.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Haha! Brian, you'd better get your glasses checked! But that *is* a damn funny mistake. :)