Wednesday, December 10, 2008

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for December 10, 2008


OK, which one of you went and told Borat that Yahoo Answers was the best place to go to ask questions about sex? Cruel joke, you guys--way cruel.

This dude gives new meaning to the term Fuck-Me Boots. (And we can never let him anywhere near my closet, considering I have 8 pairs of FMBs in there...and I don't want 'em sullied!)

Happy Hump Day, everyone!

4 comments:

Borat Sagdiyev said...

Jagshemash peoples of US and A! Contrary to popular beleifs it is custom in Khazakstan for man to make releif with shoe of his wifes if she is to take too long time with cookings of dinner. You can pull laces to make it nice and tight! This I ehh do after my wife Oksana was violate and brokens by bear in forest of my village. But do not let your sons or unwanted daughters make peekings while you do releif in shoe! Naughty naughty! I not worry - my a son Bilo is retard and he live in cage so he can not watch me! Nice! Ministry of agricultures make estimate that approximate 23 goat a day is actual a saved by man to make releif in boot. Bong bong bong in anoos of goat consider most heinous sex crime in my country. But you can avoid punishings with boot or shoe! Great Success!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Dammit, Borat, I had a root canal yesterday and it hurts to laugh or smile. And your words (and grammar, too) make me want to giggle!

Dave said...

This was one of the best hump day grammar posts ever. Where are all the comments? Where is all the feedback? Come on peoples....

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hmmm, biased much? ;) I'm hoping the reason nobody commented on this is because their comments would have been really funny and I keep saying that it hurts to laugh...perhaps my dear readers don't want to cause me pain. :)