Monday, October 27, 2008

TO/TOO/TWO TUESDAY for October 28, 2008


This crazy set of mistakes comes to us from JADE, who says:
"Last year I tutored at an after-school center. There was a Girl Scout troop at the facility that some of my girls were involved with. The troop leader sent this prize of a letter home with the girls and I confiscated one for my own personal pleasure. My roommate (also a teacher) and I had it framed on our fridge for a year."

Wow. Here we have crazy spacing, an awful homonym error, tons of misspellings, and just a lot of general grammar retardedness. I can't possibly go into each little mistake here because my brain would explode, and that would be messy. Thanks, JADE, for sharing this one!

9 comments:

Carlos said...

Wholly shit! That's amazing. Reminds me of some of the articles in my old homeowners association newsletter.

People who don't know how to read and write the English language shouldn't be in charge of anything, let alone a Girl Scout troop.

Carlos

echidna girl said...

Awesome role model for the girls in the troop!

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Those poor Girl Scouts!

Becky said...

I think "dis reguard" is my favorite part.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Yeah, the "dis reguard" thing was pretty amusing--I got a chuckle out of that, too!

Arjewtino said...

Ouch. This one hurts my head.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Same here--and my head already hurts enough today from baseball-related aggravation! Sigh.

Word Porn said...

Oh dear. This makes my head hurt too, and also raises the question of the writer's state of mind. Drunk? Severely ignorant? A dash of both?

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Drunk ignorant, possibly high, and maybe all three at once...

I think this troop leader has a Thin Mint or Samoa for a brain. :)