Thursday, September 4, 2008

Monkeying around with awful writing...


Yes, I'm a lazy-ass...I'm just now finally getting around to posting things that were timely over Labor Day weekend. (Okay, I'm not really lazy--this past weekend I actually got my ass in gear enough to work on the novel I've been writing for, like, ever, so that's my excuse, dammit.)

This little gem comes from BRETT, who says: "This is the worst article I've EVER read. The grammar, spelling, and sentence construction are downright AWFUL. I know it's Labor Day weekend, but they let the intern's retarded monkey write, it seems."

Yep, I would agree with Brett's assessment. There's so much awkwardly- and just plain badly-written stuff here that it makes me want to curl up in a little ball in the corner of the room and cry. (Did the shopping carts help this moron carry the meters home or do they help him share a home with his mother? D'oh.) I can't even get into all the reasons why this article offends my delicate grammar sensibilities. Dear readers I challenge you to read the damn article and not fear that you're going to have a coronary after reading it.

Merci beaucoup to BRETT for spotting the "intern's retarded monkey's" (Love it! So true!) writings and sharing 'em with us!

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