Friday, September 5, 2008

The most dangerous hurricane of them all...

Screw Hanna and Ike--Hurricane Shitty Grammar is approaching at a frighteningly rapid rate, bringing with it 200 MPH gusts of misspellings and a Category 4-level bout of incomplete sentences and/or nonsensical phrases!

(In all seriousness, if you're in one of the areas affected by these hurricanes, batten down the hatches and hang in there. We're supposed to get a lot of rain here in New York this weekend due to the effects of these hurricanes, but dammit, there is no amount of rain that will prevent me from seeing the Phillies hopefully pummel the Mets. Cole Hamels, official Grammarphile Object of Lust and Admiration, will be pitching in one of this weekend's games; rain be damned, I will be there to witness him in all his pitching-related and gorgeousness-related glory!)

4 comments:

Carlos said...

Looks like they got the official headline writer to write the article. ;-)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Sigh. Can't they fire the official headline writer?

Olivia said...

Wow, some people just don't know how to spell, do they?

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

They know how to spell--just not *correctly*, apparently. ;)