Wednesday, August 27, 2008

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for August 27, 2008


As if it's not bad enough that the pervert had hot water thrown on him, but that hot water also scolded him! I wonder what it said to him...

"Hey, weirdo, go play in your panties somewhere else!"

"Those hot pink panties look better on the Java girls than they do on you!"

"For God's sake, put some real clothing on!"

Presumably the water was scalding, not scolding, but one never knows, right?

Happy Hump Day, everyone!

7 comments:

Miss Suzy said...

I'm glad I found your blog -- it's very funny, and right up my alley. I am going to blogroll you if you don't mind, on one one of my blogs called www.olderthanretro.blogspot.com

I'll be a regular....

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

I'm glad you found this site, Miss Suzy! :) Thanks for your kind words and for blogrolling me, and I'll blogroll you right back!

Billy SexCrime said...

Talk about adding insult to injury...and probably a sex offense as well haha. What a weirdo. Scolding water said: Ssstop thilly you can't do that heeerrre O-M-G. But apparently from the article, he likes that sort of thing. (shudder)

David said...

I think this is a case of blatant hypocrisy. He was basically wearing the same thing she was wearing. Good for the goose, good for the gander.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Well, he was wearing *almost* the same thing she was. He was wearing a cup of *scalding* hot water--and she wasn't! ;) Good point, David!

jblue said...

I'd like to know if he was dressed in woman's underwear as seen in paragraph one, or women's underwear as seen in paragraph two..

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Ooh...very observant, jblue! I didn't notice that until you pointed it out!