Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Gotta watch out for those bitches on the ballfield...


Have the Olympics baseball games started to get really violent lately? According to this website--which looks pretty damn official, if you ask me--seven batters were hit by bitches during the USA's 9-1 win over China in baseball. I thought bitches weren't even allowed on the field while a baseball game's in play...and I certainly didn't think said bitches would be permitted to start beating up on the batters!

If the rules at baseball stadiums are changing, let me go on the record as saying that I can occasionally be a bitch, and I wouldn't mind charging the field and hitting a few choice batters. "Prince freakin' Fielder"--*smack*--"go eat a goddamn cheeseburger so you start doing better for my fantasy baseball team!" And, of course, "Hey, Chase Utley"--*smack*--"quit your damn slumping...go out there and hit the ball!" If you need somebody to go smack some sense into a few ballplayers, I can be that bitch!

Big thanks to MIKE N., another Phillies fan living in NY Mets territory, for finding this amusing picture!

Also: If you have strong feelings on semicolons (I love 'em--but a lot of other people hate 'em), you'll probably get a kick out of this article: Sex and the Semicolon. Thanks to my big sister KARA for sending me this article!

6 comments:

I should be doing work but I'm not said...

That is an awesome grammatical error. And you're right: It totally changes everything. Also keep in mind that the P key is NO where near the B key on a keyboard...spell check anyone? Just imagine..'The best bitch of the game was a fastball, thrown by...' HAHA

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Haha. I wonder if Cole Hamels throws bitches that are fastballs? If anyone could do it, it would be Hamels...

http://mysite.verizon.net/heyjude421/chf/chf.html

said...

Hey.

Who hasn't gone to write "duck", or "buck", but just found the motor memory associated with "fuck" to just slip off the proverbial tongue more routinely?

I love typos that spell something better than that which was intended.

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hiya, Brett! I like these kinds of typos, too--they're so entertaining. I was almost guilty of one such typo today, though...luckily I caught it, but had I *not* caught it, it would have been really embarrassing, since it was in my response to a comment posted here on RPI! :)

Carlos said...

I wonder if it was just one bitch doing the hitting. If so, she must be pretty bad ass. Actually, even if there were multiple bitches, it's still pretty bad ass to be hitting big, athletic baseball players ;-)

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hey, Carlos! Yeah, that bitch/those bitches must be quite bad-ass! Hopefully they didn't beat up too much on any of the cute ballplayers, though--we wouldn't want them to mar the hot ones with ugly bruises, right? :)