Wednesday, July 16, 2008

HUMP DAY GRAMMAR for July 16, 2008 (2 of 2)


This HUMP DAY GRAMMAR post is a pretty tame one. It just deals with boobs. Some of the other stuff I've been finding? Not so tame. But you'll have to wait a little while longer for that stuff--I'll break you in gently, mmmkay?

I've gotta disagree with the person who wrote this article. Generally, when I am in a mall, I'm running around from store to store while wearing 4"- or 5"-inch heels, and I'm trying makeup out on my hand, trying on an entire dressing room's worth of stuff at Express, or trying to talk myself out of buying that cute Pucci bag... I'm not looking at anyone's breasts, wondering if they're real or not. I suppose that's because I'm a heterosexual female and a shopaholic at that...but I digress.

How the hell does one ship his or her head around to check anything out? What the hell does that mean? What did this person mean to say? Anybody have a good guess on this one? I'm comin' up with nothing...

2 comments:

Amy said...

I think they meant to say "whips" around...

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Good call, Amy. :) I hadn't thought of that possibility!