Monday, July 14, 2008

Hot--oops, I mean *Home*--Run Derby Recap

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Omigod, you guys. The Home Run Derby was amazing. And not just because Josh Hamilton hit a crazy amount of home runs. It was amazing because it was the largest gathering of attractive men I've seen in a long, long time. Utley (my favorite All-Star) was present, of course, which was enough to make Yankee Stadium totally en fuego. And then there was Dan Uggla, who has always seemed somewhat attractive (except when he's hitting homers against the Phillies)...and then a whole bunch of guys that I'd barely heard of and had never seen before tonight. Evan Longoria? Josh Hamilton? Justin Morneau? Being a fantasy baseball team manager, I'd heard of these guys to some degree (however, I know a lot more about National League teams than American league teams, so I was slightly clueless about these guys). The thing is, I had no idea these guys are hot. Especially that Hamilton guy (a baseball player who is kind of a former badass, whose arms are all tattooed up like he's a rock star? Quick, I need a cold shower...).

Despite the fact that my boy Utley only hit five home runs, I'm still proud of him. And I'm even prouder of Utley for his response when people (probably a bunch of silly Mets fans) booed him, even though I'm pretty damn sure he didn't mean to be heard on national TV when he said it... Click here to check out Utley talkin' dirty!


Oh yeah--we have some grammar to discuss, don't we? The writer should have said him, not he. End of grammar talk. I wanna go back to drooling over hot baseball players!

4 comments:

PearLady said...

Josh was definitely incredible. However, I still think my main man, Lance "Puma" Berkman did a pretty awesome job, too. (especially b/c he had to follow Hamilton after that hr sprint...those boos were also quite mean :P )

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Hi, PearLady! Yeah, Lance did a great job, too! (He's on my "talented" hot list but not necessarily my "cute" hot list, haha.) There was a lot of evil booing going on last night...what a bunch of meanies! If I'd been there, I wouldn't have booed ANY of them...and I'd have cheered extra-EXTRA loudly for all the cute ones (and there were a LOT of cute ones)!

Anonymous said...

The video is nolonger available on youtube.

Try:
http://episodes.orgfree.com/?Deleted_videos:Chase_Utley_to_Yankee_Fans%3A__%22F-ck_you%22

THE GRAMMARPHILE said...

Thanks so much for your help! :)