Tuesday, June 3, 2008

They might provide expert alterations, but certainly not expert-level grammar skills...


I'm not too concerned about how they're going to alter the prom dresses, but I'm really intrigued about how exactly they'll go about altering the bridemaid, the ladies, and the gents. This would seem like an easy process if the bridesmaid's dress and the ladies' and gents' clothing were the things getting altered, but this sign seems to indicate that it's the people themselves who are going to be altered.

(Is it bad that I'm having visions of the "It puts the lotion in the basket..." scene from Silence of the Lambs in my head? You know, where the bad guy wants to make himself a skin-suit from the ladies he's thrown in the pit in his house? I'm so twisted...)

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