Sunday, February 24, 2008

Why I love Fridays (part 2)

The article in which I found this homonym error pissed me off from the get-go. I kinda dig Jesse Metcalfe. This is because I'm a huge Desperate Housewives fan, and Gaby's my favorite character on the show (I have a lot in common with her in that we're both total shopaholics who always seem to be wearing strappy stiletto heels), and I can totally understand why she f'ed the gardener. There. I said it. If your gardener looked like as hot as Jesse freakin' Metcalfe, you'd bang him, too. Yet every gossip site/magazine loves to hate on him. Okay, so maybe he's a real Summer's Eve in person, but he's really freakin' hot, okay? And hot guys do not deserve to have homonym errors hanging around their names.

Just to clarify, Jesse Metcalfe was obviously poring over a script, not pouring over it--unless, of course, he was actually dumping something over the script as he was reading it, which I highly doubt.

I think I'm going to make it a point to go to this one particular gossip site and pick out a couple interesting grammar/spelling/etc errors every Friday. I've been reading the site for a while and they've definitely got a pattern of F'ed-Up Grammar Friday going on. I may as well start taking advantage of it...

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