Thursday, January 3, 2008 wanna get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh?

So there I was, innocently driving home from work, when I saw an invitation to get high with Jesus.

I immediately thought I must be hallucinating, so I made a U-turn and drove back to the church. I pulled into the parking lot, completely shocked as to why I hadn't burst into flames upon making contact with the church grounds, took another look at the sign, and laughed my ass off when I realized I really hadn't been hallucinating.

There's nothing grammatically wrong with this sign, but I just had to share it on here anyway.

Now when I think of Jesus (which is not often, considering I'm agnostic), I get a mental picture of somethin' like this...

I'm sure I'll go to hell for this.  But at least I'll be in good company!


mermaidswheel said...

That's awesome! I'll see you in Hell... my mom promised to keep a glass of iced tea cold for me for when I get there.

The Grammarphile said...

Sadly, I have a feeling that the section of hell we'll end up in is full of poorly-written papers on such topics as King Arthur and Frankenstein, ensuring that we spend eternity freaking out about bad writing. ;)