Thursday, January 3, 2008

...you wanna get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh?



So there I was, innocently driving home from work, when I saw an invitation to get high with Jesus.

I immediately thought I must be hallucinating, so I made a U-turn and drove back to the church. I pulled into the parking lot, completely shocked as to why I hadn't burst into flames upon making contact with the church grounds, took another look at the sign, and laughed my ass off when I realized I really hadn't been hallucinating.

There's nothing grammatically wrong with this sign, but I just had to share it on here anyway.

Now when I think of Jesus (which is not often, considering I'm agnostic), I get a mental picture of somethin' like this...


I'm sure I'll go to hell for this.  But at least I'll be in good company!






2 comments:

mermaidswheel said...

That's awesome! I'll see you in Hell... my mom promised to keep a glass of iced tea cold for me for when I get there.

The Grammarphile said...

Sadly, I have a feeling that the section of hell we'll end up in is full of poorly-written papers on such topics as King Arthur and Frankenstein, ensuring that we spend eternity freaking out about bad writing. ;)