Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Hello, Staffmark? This is Milky Way. I'm looking for a job...



You know, the economy's bad enough without somebody going and giving all the temp jobs to the high-calorie, fatty snack foods.

For those of you who are jobless, take solace in the fact that these snack foods that get the temping jobs over you have to work in inconvenient environments. Sweatshops, perhaps. Or maybe brothels. Doesn't that make you feel just a little bit better?

Now go on and curl back up on the couch with your Ben and Jerry's, watch some Oprah, and try not to feel too sorry for yourselves, mmmkay?

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