Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Alcohol is the cause of (but NOT solution to) many bad grammar problems.

Just in case you weren't aware, "improving one's grammar" was NOT among the list of amazing uses for beer and vodka, as demonstrated by the above bastardizations of good language.

Please note the following:

1. I will not be "amazed of" what anything can or will do. However, I'm happy to be amazed by something. (But I'm not amazed by poor grammar.)

2. Jewelery? Is that like jewelry, only spelled incorrectly?

3. I don't want healthy and lushes hair. Luscious, perhaps, but lushes...well, lushes are clearly the folks who wrote this article.

Thanks to JUSTIN for showing me what happens when people write with their beer goggles on!

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