Tuesday, May 15, 2007

This might be worse than sand in your shorts...

If those yummy-sounding chocolate tartlets are hanging out on somebody's desert tray, I'm pretty sure the copious amounts of sand might mess up their exquisite flavor.

Of course, I suspect this person really meant "dessert tray," and then it's an entirely different (and much more palatable) situation, but you know what happens when assumptions are made: you make an a-s-s out of u and me. And you might get a very sandy mouth in the process.

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