Thursday, February 22, 2007

To agree or not to agree.

There are many things on which two people can agree.

You and I could agree on what color couch we want. We can agree on what type of recliner we want. We can agree that buying a new coffee table would be a good idea.

But there are certain things in this world that don't agree. Here is one example:

"There is..." and "styles to choose from" do not agree. They're like the players in a brief Hollywood marriage-turned-breakup. They simply can't coexist. They're the Britney and FedEx of the language world: not only should they not be put together, but they sound and look pretty damn screwy.

And don't even get me started on how they turned "living room" into one word.

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