Monday, December 11, 2006

Hyphenation overdose.

Is there anything-more-annoying than rampant-unnecessary-hyphenization? I heart the hyphen, too, and he and I have had some good times, but I feel absolutely-no-freakin'-need to drag him along with me everywhere-I-go because really, he's a hell-of-a-third-wheel and doesn't let me focus-on-any-actual-words because I'm spending oodles-and-oodles-of-time fixated on how utterly distracting he is when he's trying-to-get-me-to-overdose-on-his-company. Indeed, Mr. Hyphen is dashing in so many ways, but he needs to understand that sometimes there's places where he's just-not-welcome-or-needed.

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